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Welcome to the
ASSFACE DIET
Added. Sugar. Sucks. Fruits and veggies. Also contain. Carbs. Eat Those!


Love cheese, no problem?
The ASSFACE Diet is a smart, sustainable eating style that helps you avoid added sugar and overly processed carbs—without cutting out the foods that nourish you. That means:
• Fruits and veggies? In.
• Dairy and legumes? Still in.
• Sugar-packed cereals, overly-processed carbs, and junk food? Those are what's outta here.
This isn’t a perfection-based plan—it’s a real lifestyle change you can make permanently.
If you’re tired of diets that make you feel like a failure, or you’re ready to stop obsessing and start thriving, you’re in the right place.
Want to learn more? Visit our blog or check out the ASSFACE Diet eBook.
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